isleseeya Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Actually saw these in a readers digest "all those in the audience ,who believe in. Telekinesis... Please raise my hand " "Tried walking into target but I missed " " I joined so many anonymous groups , everbody knows who I am " "What if there were no hypothetical situations " I walked into barnes and nobles and asked sales lady , where is the section for Self help books ? Sales lady looks me in the eye and says well , if I told you that would defeat the purpose " "I ended up calling and ordering a discount exterminator ... A few hours later he shows up with a rolled up magazine " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I heard one that gave me a chuckle on the radio the other day. A Comedian said"You know what the hard part about the 9 to 5 is ?" The 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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