Virus Alert

[alchico]

Got this email the other day and i couldn't stop laughing. It's probably been posted before but i've never seen it.

 

All should take note immediately; this stuff is getting serious!!! AJW

 

 

 

 

 

VIRUS ALERT.

 

If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it.

 

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,

 

but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

 

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

 

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and

uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

 

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers.

 

This virus will mix anti-freeze into your fish tank.

 

 

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

 

It will drink ALL your beer.

 

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

 

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company.

 

It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair remover) and your Nair with

Rogaine (hair growth). < BR>

If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 2000/XP environment, it will

leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously

close to a full bathtub.

 

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,

it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

 

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

 

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard

that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,

sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

 

Send this warning to everyone!!!

 

 

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

 

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

 

And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!

[Chargerz]

[rocknrobn26]

Good one Al!