jaxfactor Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Perhaps they should have amputated it. A little horny today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 They actually found his dog down the road: Horny man's beloved pet found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) "Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail." Stupid, stupid, stupid. All they had to do was show the guy some pictures of Mary "Saltpeter" Carillo. Edited August 14, 2008 by Controller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSUChiefsTarheelFan Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I bet they tried to lube it up to get it out, but it probably made it worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dude was asian - how small was that hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Some people just aren't wired right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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