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A Joke for Tim C

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A Horse, A Chicken & the Corvette:


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play



One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to



Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the

farmer for help!


Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched

and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with

the only tractor.


Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Corvette.


Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of

rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.


Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken

arrive on the shiny new Corvette, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of

rope the chicken tossed to him.


After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's Corvette, the

chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful V-6 wngine,

rescued the horse!


Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Corvette back to the farmhouse and

the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.


The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best



A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,

began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!


The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.


Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his horsehood and

he would then lift him out of the pit.


The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving

his life.


The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)












"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Corvette To Pick Up Chicks" :wacko:

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