Ursa Majoris Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Still planning on moving to Austin? Yes. I see myself doing missionary work after corporate retirement. I want to turn Texas into a liberal touchy-feely state where guns are banned, no-one goes to church and everyone wants to give Obama a sainthood. BTW, ursa you dumbass, all chaps are assless. If there were an ass in them we'd call them pants! Yeah but the word "assless" conveys so much more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Yes. I see myself doing missionary work after corporate retirement. I want to turn Texas into a liberal touchy-feely state where guns are banned, no-one goes to church and everyone wants to give Obama a sainthood. Yeah but the word "assless" conveys so much more. Yeah you oughta see me in my assless chaps and leopard print thong. You're right, throwing assless does make it much more descriptive.. or how bout this. You oughta see me in my crotchless chaps and leopard print thong, looks like a leopard swallowed a giraffe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 Yes. I see myself doing missionary work after corporate retirement. I want to turn Texas into a liberal touchy-feely state where guns are banned, no-one goes to church and everyone wants to give Obama a sainthood. Don't forget what sometimes happens to missionaries in areas where the natives are hostile to their religion. You might want to stay put. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Don't forget what sometimes happens to missionaries in areas where the natives are hostile to their religion. You might want to stay put. Reckon why he doesn't got to Mecca and preach Atheism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Yeah you oughta see me in my assless chaps and leopard print thong. You're right, throwing assless does make it much more descriptive.. or how bout this. You oughta see me in my crotchless chaps and leopard print thong, looks like a leopard swallowed a giraffe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 Reckon why he doesn't got to Mecca and preach Atheism? I wouldn't want to behead him, but we might make sure he falls into a crowding pen or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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