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My father-in-law's girlfriend


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So, she's this really sweet German woman. Still speaks with a pretty heavy accent. She and my father in law met at hospice as each of their spouse were dying a few years back. The became friends and now they've been dating for some time.

 

At any rate, dude is sort of corny (as old guys can be I would suppose) and has been on the knock-knock joke kick of late. It's like he went on-line or something and found the mother load of them. He calls up my wife randomly all the time with them.

 

Well, I guess one day he was pestering Eva with them all day. She turns to him and says, "I've got one for you."

 

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"McGillicutty"

"McGillicutty who?"

"Go f**k yourself."

 

Totally out of the freaking blue. :wacko:

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So, she's this really sweet German woman. Still speaks with a pretty heavy accent. She and my father in law met at hospice as each of their spouse were dying a few years back. The became friends and now they've been dating for some time.

 

At any rate, dude is sort of corny (as old guys can be I would suppose) and has been on the knock-knock joke kick of late. It's like he went on-line or something and found the mother load of them. He calls up my wife randomly all the time with them.

 

Well, I guess one day he was pestering Eva with them all day. She turns to him and says, "I've got one for you."

 

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"McGillicutty"

"McGillicutty who?"

"Go f**k yourself."

 

Totally out of the freaking blue. :tup:

:wacko:

That's awesome.

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So, she's this really sweet German woman. Still speaks with a pretty heavy accent. She and my father in law met at hospice as each of their spouse were dying a few years back. The became friends and now they've been dating for some time.

 

At any rate, dude is sort of corny (as old guys can be I would suppose) and has been on the knock-knock joke kick of late. It's like he went on-line or something and found the mother load of them. He calls up my wife randomly all the time with them.

 

Well, I guess one day he was pestering Eva with them all day. She turns to him and says, "I've got one for you."

 

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"McGillicutty"

"McGillicutty who?"

"Go f**k yourself."

 

Totally out of the freaking blue. :wacko:

 

:tup:

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