polksalet Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Dear P: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my Husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a Mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a Halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I Couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady Making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have Been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make Out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to Her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our House, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately Began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free When I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any Clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair For the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was Let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling Increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever Since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I Don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a Variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no Debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding The vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches Solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, Causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope This helps. P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 That is freakin' hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 HMMM, my 2nd ex-wife was named Sheila and that sounds sorta familiar, please quit prying into my personal life PLEASE, I got out of that relationship with ALL my retirement intact. Yes, the neighbor was having an "episode" but I was only holding her down so she wouldn't break the crystal figurines and slit her wrist.. FWI, the car got fixed for free by a REALLY nice mechanic she goes to once a week.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Dear P: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my Husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a Mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a Halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I Couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady Making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have Been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make Out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to Her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our House, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately Began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free When I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any Clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair For the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was Let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling Increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever Since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I Don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a Variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no Debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding The vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches Solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, Causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope This helps. P seen it before but still very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 HMMM, my 2nd ex-wife i got that far and knew your mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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