cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie Dolls for the D.C. market: Georgetown: This princess Barbie is sold only at The Shops at Georgetown. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey, and a "cookie cutter" $2,000,000.00 house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version. Anne Arundel: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Prince Georges County Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Pontiac with dark tinted windows and a crack pipe. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills). Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about. Great Falls Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and Scioto Country Club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them. Fredericksburg Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. Herndon Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available. Baltimore County Barbie: This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of another Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home. Falls Church Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Clintonville Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free. SouthEast D.C. Barbie: This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Dupont Circle Barbie/Ken: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop express Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 nice work. where is Tyson's Corner Barbie/Ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Fredericksburg sounds hott. I've got one... Raljon, Maryland - People march for equal rights for all but root for the Redskins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Fredericksburg sounds hott. I've got one... Raljon, Maryland - People march for equal rights for all but root for the Redskins. 1300974[/snapback] We perfer the term "Those darn Indians" or "Engines" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Little Bit Special Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Tysons Corner/Vienna Montgomery County Does the Balt. County barbie come with Parfum de Old Bay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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