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Vicky gives the best tours at Alcatraz.

 

 

"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!"

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"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!"

 

:D:D

you should apply for a job there

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The funny thing is that anyone who lives in the DC area knows that there isn't one word in here that's a lie. You would have though God him or her self had come down from heaven the day they announced Joe Gibbs was returning.

 

Ain't that the truth? I hang out on a Capitals hockey board, and the place just blew up with craziness over Gibbs coming back. And they won A pre-season game, and holy crap! Bring on the Super Bowl! :D

 

 

And to whoever said it - No, I was never a Redskins fan. I was pretty indifferent to them until the Ravens came to town. Then hating them just became fun.

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