isleseeya Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 didn't see that comin..........are you Blonde....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 didn't see that comin..........are you Blonde....... No actually brown hair , green eyes , medium build , I like sunsets and rainbows , I love pink zinfandel and shopping Punchline was pretty obvious but what the heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!" What Texan uses British spelling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm offended. Don't be ..the dummy meant no harm and he is made of wood with no heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 What Texan uses British spelling? The same one that won't let us spell hugh , correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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