cliaz Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 So the way my cube is set up its like a giant L desk surface wise. I put my computer/laptop/monitors in the corner of the L. Well I noticed that there is a air return underneath my desk that is so strong when I fart it gets sucked up into it. This is awesome because I’ve been cracking those nasty hot stick ones that just cling to air particles and drift around for ever. If you walked through my cube without that air return you would kick the fart smell up after 5 days because it would lay on the carpet. So this is pretty cool in one aspect but on the other I cant’ smell them unless I dip my head below my desk right afterwards. I’m going to have to be reduced to sitting on a pillow and farting into it to save the smell now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 somehow i doubt it is coincidence they assigned this particular desk to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 At least you get to fumagate the whole office that way. Just think of all the poop particles your co-workers are inhaling daily, unbeknownst to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ill Nuts Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 At least you get to fumagate the whole office that way. Just think of all the poop particles your co-workers are inhaling daily, unbeknownst to them. yet knownst to us. It's like we're all in on the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I bet its a blast to share an airplane ride with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 So the way my cube is set up its like a giant L desk surface wise. I put my computer/laptop/monitors in the corner of the L. Well I noticed that there is a air return underneath my desk that is so strong when I fart it gets sucked up into it. This is awesome because I’ve been cracking those nasty hot stick ones that just cling to air particles and drift around for ever. If you walked through my cube without that air return you would kick the fart smell up after 5 days because it would lay on the carpet. So this is pretty cool in one aspect but on the other I cant’ smell them unless I dip my head below my desk right afterwards. I’m going to have to be reduced to sitting on a pillow and farting into it to save the smell now. Greatest post ever... Cliaz, you are my leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Greatest post ever...Cliaz, you are my leader. It's people like you that keep him going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 It's people like you that keep him going. He's genius... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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