Rockn Robn Goes to the Doctor

[spain]

Rockn Robn went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring

back a semen sample tomorrow."

 

The next day the Rockn Robn reappeared at the doctor's office

and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

 

The doctor asked what happened and RR explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -

first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

 

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands,

then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The RR replied, "Yep, and none of us could get the jar open".

[rocknrobn26]

Rockn Robn went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring

back a semen sample tomorrow."

 

The next day the Rockn Robn reappeared at the doctor's office

and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

 

The doctor asked what happened and RR explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -

first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

 

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands,

then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The RR replied, "Yep, and none of us could get the jar open".

[Mr. Myopia]

[alexgaddis]

Weird...I thought they were talking about using their hands on his penis when I read it...

[spain]

A pirate walks into a bar with a captain's wheel on his crotch. The bartender says, "Why you got that captain's wheel crammed down the front of your pants?" So the captain says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

[jackshi17]

This story is told just in case any of you were contemplating having another baby with all the new technology regarding fertility.

 

Recently a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

 

"May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

 

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother.

 

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

 

"WHEN HE CRIES?" They demanded to know why. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

 

"Because I forgot where I put him."

[Chargerz]

Ah, I just LOVE senior humor!