Randall Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Carlin says to mix rubber bands in your dogs food. That way when they crap you have little handles to pick it up with. (and throw into your neighbor's yard) Mine have dug up animal parts from farmers fields and some of them were bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 our male long-haired dachshund licks underwear. boxers, panties, whatever -- as soon as they're on the ground, he digs in. i think he may be eating cat crap from the yard, too. he's a pretty vile little dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splotchman Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) When I was a kid, my yellow lab ate a very large shag rug with heavy duty rubber backing. Poor guy crapped rug for almost a week and I have to imagine passing that rubber backing wasn't too fun. My black lab ate my wife's underwear. Pervert. Edited November 1, 2007 by splotchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 My dog when I was a kid once ate a baseball that we tore the cover off of and were pulling the string off of. It was probably a little more than half way unwrapped when he ate it. For a few days he could be seen with string hanging from his ass. It made him crazy as he could feel them there and he would sit and drag his ass all over the place. My current dog will eat anything and he does not bother to chew anything. One year ago today my little girl left her halloween candy down and the dog went to town on it. Much of it he did unwrap but a lot of it he did not. He was pooping out little bite sized candy bars that were still in wrappers. I told the kids that I ate the ones that were still in wrappers when he pooped them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 My daughters still have several "Shark-attack Barbies" to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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