Chargerz Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Even if this has been in the Tailgate before, it deserves another play. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?' He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I like that. I will use that one tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 And you claimed your thumb surgery a year and a half back was from a different cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 :chuckle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 All you doctors do is play golf and tell golf jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 All you doctors do is play golf and tell golf jokes. Chargerz gets to check out women's vaginas all day long as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Chargerz gets to check out women's vaginas all day long as well. And when I do that, they send me to prison. When he does that he sends them a bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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