Foreign Affairs and How Robin Williams would fix it

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Here is what I got for an e-mail today. Maybe Robin would like to be President.

 

 

You

gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN

Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

 

Robin Williams'

plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

 

'I see a lot of people

yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one

plan.'

 

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our

'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler,

Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of

those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

 

2) We

will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,

South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us

there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking

through holes in the fence.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to

get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home.

After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,

regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will

welcome them.

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked

and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a

terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it

yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.

We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

5) No foreign

'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't

attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

 

6) The US

will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will

include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a

temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have

to cope for a while.

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing

countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go

someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.

(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

 

8)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will

not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,

cement or whatever they need.. Besides most of what we give them is stolen

or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if

anything.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island

someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,

the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal

aliens.

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That

way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak

is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

 

 

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired,

your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

[Big John]

Posted several times and Robin Williams did not write that.

 

edit to add Snopes bit on this

Edited July 2, 2008 by Big John