Easy n Dirty Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 The Princess Bride has some great ones, this is my favorite: Count Rugen: [Rugen gets his sword knocked away and Inigo slices his cheek] No! Inigo Montoya: Offer me money Count Rugen: Yes Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that! [he slices Rugen's other cheek] Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please. Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for. Inigo Montoya: Anything you want. Count Rugen: [Rugen attacks but Inigo grabs his arm and stabs Rugen in the stomach] Inigo Montoya: I want my father back you son of a bitch. [inigo plunches the sword into Rugen's gut and he falls down dead] And, from Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 The Princess Bride has some great ones, this is my favorite: The poisoned wine game is too good. "You've heard of Plato, Socrates, Aristotle?" "Yes. . ." "Morons." "Your intellect is truly dizzying" "But wait, I'm just getting started!" "Now you're just stalling." "You'd like to think that, wouldn't you!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 (edited) From a Classic : Fletch! "Moon Rivvverr" "Whew.... you ever serve time?".... "Op...ya....using the whole fist there doc?" .................................................................... .................... "I sorry Mr. Barbar, I didn't find anything wrong with you" "Well, it's not from a lack of looking" Edited September 5, 2008 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Gordon: You're just one man? Batman: Now we're two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCharger Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Predator Poncho: You're bleeding, man. Blain (J. Ventura) : I ain't got time to bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangent1 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 "You put Snot on the ball"?? "Hats for bats, ,,,,,gracias" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 (edited) Couple classics from Meet the Parents Jack: If I set you up, do you think you can spike it? Greg: Well, I would have to get pretty high. Jack: I bet you would, Panama Red. Greg: You can milk just about anything with nipples. Jack: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? Edited September 5, 2008 by i_am_the_swammi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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