Hat Trick Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I believe the reason soccer isn't popular in this country is because most American males are insecure about their sexuality. If one enjoys a non-contact sport there must be something a little bit off about them. Thus one bashes an excellent sport and as a result has reaffirmed their manliness. Ding ding ding I'd challenge any of you fat mf'ers at a game of football or soccer, I'd bet a vasst majority of you couldn;t take either a soccer ball or a football from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCharger Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Ding ding ding I'd challenge any of you fat mf'ers at a game of football or soccer, I'd bet a vasst majority of you couldn;t take either a soccer ball or a football from me Don't challenge me, I'm a pretty good shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Ding ding ding I'd challenge any of you fat mf'ers at a game of football or soccer, I'd bet a vasst majority of you couldn;t take either a soccer ball or a football from me You may shave your legs faster too, but I could care less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 You may shave your legs faster too, but I could care less. After the picks I've seen of you, let me tell you.....you really have no reason to talk about ANYONE! Now shoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bconngemini Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Ding ding ding I'd challenge any of you fat mf'ers at a game of football or soccer, I'd bet a vasst majority of you couldn;t take either a soccer ball or a football from me We hate it because we are so overwhelmingly manly and masculine. Our masculinity and manliness causes us to hate soccer. Foreigners are sisies so they like it. And they are also too poor to afford anything other than soccer. And they are also gay. Have you ever seen a soccer player or foreigner who wasn't gay? I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I played soccer in high school and college, and I gotta say: I pulled some f'n nice tail. Chicks of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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