Is Clemens a cheapskate or something?

[Meat Face]

HOUSTON -- A radio stunt could nudge future Hall of Famer Roger Clemensout of retirement.

 

Clemens is taking the weekend to decide whether he'd like to pitch for the Astros, where he would join friend Andy Pettitte, he told local talk show hosts from KKRW-FM Radio.

 

Rumors have been circulating since Clemens announced his retirement that he would unretire and pitch near home for the Astros. Clemens is technically a free agent, and can sign with any major league team.

 

When Pettitte decided on the Astros Thursday, that likely added to Clemens' motivation. Clemens and Pettitte were best friends on the Yankees.

 

However, Clemens was concerned that his Yankees' farewell gift -- a Hummer -- would be taken away if he decided to resume his career.

 

That's where the radio station comes in. KKRW's "Dean and Rog" came up with a plan: They made a plea on the air Friday morning for a Hummer they could offer to Clemens. Moments later, Hummer dealer and regular Dean and Rog listener Lee DeMontrond called in live with an offer.

 

An hour later the three hit the road in the Hummer, driving straight to the front door of Clemens' house, where they were greeted by Roger and his wife, Debbie.

 

When presented with the keys, a surprised Clemens said, "This is getting very interesting. ... I didn't know making a comment like that, you guys would show up in my front driveway with a burnt-orange H2."

 

Clemens added, "I am happy for Andy [Pettitte]. I think he is going to make a big difference." When asked if he would be in an Astros uniform come April, Clemens responded "maybe," and that the Hummer offer made things interesting. The radio show's deal is good only until Monday morning.

 

When they signed Pettitte, the Astros said they certainly would be receptive to the idea of Clemens pitching in Houston. However, the Astros have not reacted to the radio station's attempts to lure the Rocket back into active duty.

 

 

Couldn't this douchebag Clemens afford his own freakin' H2 if he wanted to pitch so badly? He can't expect his fans to believe that the only reason he wouldn't pitch would be because of a stupid Hummer, can he?

[Trojanmojo]

Yes. smash

[Phatboy]

This is good stuff. Its the best thing us poor Astros fans have had since the Randy Johnson trade that didnt quite work out like we hoped.

 

I think the H2 comment was just a joke at first. His way of dancing around the question. Clemons loves Houston and didnt want to flat out reject them IMO.