muck Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Is this an allegory of the stimulus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Is this an allegory of the stimulus? I think the only things stimulated were his dad's privates and his new step-mom's checkbook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 never show your hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShiznit Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 muck, I came here looking for an insight or idea....and all I got was a way funny joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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