Chief Dick Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis… “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buddahj Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis… “ When I heard this it was his brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I've heard that one, but I heard it as "My mother got ran over by a train on your brand new Harley". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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