Savage Beatings Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 The Bulwer-Lytton award goes out each year (since 1982) to the worst opening sentence published in each category. This stuff is gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Wow. That's ten minutes I'll never get back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Living next door to the Lesters for nearly twelve years now, Mrs. Nestor, fully aware of her husband’s fondness for pulchritudinous posteriors, was unable to deter Chester Nestor’s constant quest for Mr. Lester’s sister Hester’s monster keister. There are some funny ones in there, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 that is awesome. some of those almost had me in tears. The dark, drafty old house was lopsided and decrepit, leaning in on itself, the way an aging possum carrying a very heavy, overcooked drumstick in his mouth might list to one side if he were also favoring a torn Achilles tendon, assuming possums have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Seattle mom honored as a really bad writer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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