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apparently somebody just got run over by a train outside of my building


wiegie
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yikes

 

doesn't look good

 

Good alibi... Throwing the wife on a railroad track and then posting in here... "Oh, my, I think someone was hit by a train..." :wacko:

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My wife is alive and depending upon the news source, she either has minor injuries or else a severed foot. :wacko:

 

Wiegie, you got to do a better job next time... or was this just a warning shot?

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Three hoboes were walking down the railroad tracks, when the first one spoke up. "See that spot over there?" said the first. "That's my lucky spot. I found ten dollars over there, and used the money to buy some Ripple."

 

"That's nothing!" said the second hobo. "I found twenty dollars right over there", he said, pointing to another spot near the tracks. "And I bought myself a case of beer and got drunker than hell!"

 

After a few minutes of walking, the third hobo spoke up. "I got you both beat. Right here, I found a woman tied up on the tracks, so I untied her and we had sex all day long!"

 

"Wow, that's incredible said the other two hobo's. Was she a blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?"

 

"I don't know", said the third hobo. "I never did find her head!"

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