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Upclose with DMD


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Firestone: Welcome DMD

DMD:Howdy

Firestone:DMD, i know you have a permit but that makes me nervous, do you mind.

DMD: sets rocket launcher down

Firestone: 1st off, you have a job, but at one point it looked like you wouldn't.

DMD: blows nose in hanky whips eyes (bi-lateral conjunctivies begins)

Firestone: How'd that make you feel

:wacko:

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DMD: (picking back up rocket launcher) "It makes me maaaaaad, Firestone! Damn mad!"

Firestone: "But..."

DMD: (seeing fire ant in the cormer) "They're attacking! Run Firestone! I'll cover you!" (firing rocket launcher at single fire ant) "DIE IN PAIN, MOTHERSCRATCHER!"

Firestone: (picking self up from floor, hair singed and face blackened) "Uhh, thanks Mr. Dorey?"

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