cliaz Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (edited) Guys - this is pretty cool to do and you have to try it out. Did you know that if you have interior doors that are hollow inside (e.g. not solid) they amplify a fart many times over? The next time you have to cut the cheese, close a door to a room and put your butt right up against it so that your fart hit it dead on and then rip away. It is freaking loud. ::wipes tear from eye:: I need to patent "Cliaz's amazing fart amplify interior doors"...i'm gonna be rich ETA: Edited October 26, 2011 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ditkaless Wonders Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I can shake the windows and wake the neighbors with no artificial amplification. I have knocked children over and have gagged old people. What man needs artificial help? Real men announce their presence with authority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I can shake the windows and wake the neighbors with no artificial amplification. I have knocked children over and have gagged old people. What man needs artificial help? Real men announce their presence with authority. You need to register your ass as a deadly weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 This is the greatest website evah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I made the next door neighbors dog bark once with a ripper. Window was open and I was lying in bed...rolled over and let it loose...so loud the dog next door barked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You need to register your ass as a deadly weapon. I'm pretty sure Colorado has far fewer ass control laws than CA, may not be necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I'm pretty sure Colorado has far fewer ass control laws than CA, may not be necessary. Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I made the next door neighbors dog bark once with a ripper. Window was open and I was lying in bed...rolled over and let it loose...so loud the dog next door barked. Unless you set off the car alarms in your neighborhood, I'm not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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