lennykravitz2004 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Read it and weep. Yep, that's my starting QB for the championship this week. 1. Tony Romo’s all-time record as a starting quarterback in the NFL is 62-45, a .579 winning percentage. He wins more than he loses. Tony Romo = winner. Or don’t you understand basic math and percentages? 2. Tony Romo has 19 career 4th quarter comeback wins in his career. That’s one more than Jon Kitna and tied with Jake Delhomme and Steve DeBerg. Yet all we hear is how Romo is a “choker,” whereas those guys’ names are pretty much never mentioned by anyone ever. Way to lap up the media-produced narratives, sheeple! 3. Tony Romo has the fifth most fantasy points of any quarterback in the NFL this year. It may be called fantasy football, but it uses real statistics. But apparently you don’t comprehend that, do you, idiot? 4. The Dallas defense hasn’t shut out an opponent since January 3, 2010. But, sure, sure: it’s all Romo’s fault when he’s the one who has had to produce at least a field goal every game for four years to even give his team a shot at a tie. Try to learn that football is a team sport before you sound even more like an idiot. Okay, idiot? 5. Tony Romo only has 2 career postseason interceptions. Guess how many the supposedly “clutch” Tom Brady has? Twenty-two. That’s right: Tom Brady has ELEVEN TIMES as many postseason interceptions as Tony Romo and Romo is supposedly the huge choker? Oooooookay. If only you knew how greater and less than work, dumbass. 6. Tony Romo has NEVER lost a Super Bowl. Can you say that, Brady? Nope. What about you, Peyton Manning? Nope. What about you, Roethlisberger? No again. Kneel before Romo, losers. 7. Since 2006, Tony Romo has 7 interceptions in the 4th quarter or overtime when his time is tied or leading by a single possession. The next closest quarterback only has 4 such interceptions. Looks bad for Romo, right? WRONG! Ever hear of the “exception that proves the rule?” Read a book, diphonda. 8. Tony Romo has a career record of 13-21 in December and January. Whoop-di-crap-a-doodle-doo! A) Being 13-21 in December and January means Romo is 49-24 in September, October and November. That’s ELITE as ELITE gets. B ) You can’t just pick random months out of the air to fit your idiotic NARRATIVE. Oh, here’s one: Tony Romo has never won an NFL game in June. Derp derp derp. Dat meanz Romo iz bad QB! Derp! Look at me! I’m a football expert! Derp derp derp. C) December and January is the holiday season. The holidays are about giving. Maybe Tony Romo just isn’t an mister like your supposed “clutch” quarterbacks. Ever think of that? Of course not, because you clearly don’t think at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 when you wish upon a star...... I *do* believe in Romo, I *do* believe in Romo. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in Romo, I *do* believe in Romo, I do, I do, I do, I *do*! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Read it and weep. Yep, that's my starting QB for the championship this week. You = STUD when I grow up I want to be just like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpayers Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 This is a Clutch This is a Quaterback This is a Loser 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 You = STUD when I grow up I want to be just like you "When", or "if"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 This is a Clutch This is a Quaterback This is a Loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecondString Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 (edited) I actually think less of Romo after having read that. Being 13-21 in December and January is horrible. When games matter the most, he does his worst. But I guess if he has 1 more 4th quarter comeback than Kitna, Delhomme, and DeBerg, well, that's pretty elite company. Sir, I believe you could switch from the Huddle forums to the Rotoworld forums and raise the average IQ at both sites. Edited December 21, 2013 by SecondString Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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