Sweetlips Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 A friends sent this to me and made me laugh... He said he was going through some rough times maybe even a midlife crisis... I was reviewing my life and thought maybe I'm having a midlife crisis. Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 A friends sent this to me and made me laugh... He said he was going through some rough times maybe even a midlife crisis... I was reviewing my life and thought maybe I'm having a midlife crisis. Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You're perfect, yes, it's true. But without me, you're only you. Your menstruating heart, It ain't bleeding enough for two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 i dont read post that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 i dont read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 you lookin for troubel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) i can't read. Edited June 23, 2006 by SuperBalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 i forgot the 's'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 and too lazy to edit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkMC Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You're perfect, yes, it's true. But without me, you're only you. Your menstruating heart, It ain't bleeding enough for two Best band of the 90's bar none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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