Big Country Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 These aren't real bets.... but they should be: What will happen first for Peyton Manning? Throw a TD pass (-110) Throw an interception (+120) Throw a teammate under the bus (+400) What will Peyton Manning say upon meeting national anthem singer Billy Joel? "Good anthem, Mr. Springsteen." (+125) "They’re not saying 'boo', they’re saying 'moooo-vers.'" (+500) "Nope…wait…check that. They’re definitely saying 'boo'." (-250) "Piano Man is Eli’s favorite karaoke song." (-325) Rex Grossman's longest completed pass will be: More than 50 yards (+300) Less than 50 yards (-180) In all honesty, a bit of a fluke (+100) Rex Grossman will call his first timeout: In the first quarter (-200) In the second quarter (-150) In the third quarter (+200) In the fourth quarter (+250) And run home (+500) CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz will mention the friendship of Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy: More than 10 times (-120) Less than 10 times (+100) Until a jealous Herm Edwards starts to cry (+300) Allowing Bears DT Tank Johnson to leave the state of Illinois to participate in Super Bowl XLI will: Increase Chicago's chance of victory (-200) Increase distractions for Lovie Smith and teammates (+200) Increase Miami's street price for an assault rifle (-350) Kevin Federline’s Super Bowl commercial will: Increase sales for Nationwide Insurance (+200) Decrease sales for Nationwide Insurance (+100) Suck (-500) Michael Vick will spend Super Bowl Sunday: Studying Chicago's defensive tendencies for future reference (+200) Watching the game with new head coach Bobby Petrino (+150) Making a gravity bong (-250) Hittin' said gravity bong…hard (-400) Which of the following will be chosen as the official title of Prince’s Super Bowl Halftime Show? "Wearing crush velvet pants is not a wardrobe malfunction." (+200) "I'll make it purple rain out here." (+400) "Isn't that Bob Sanders?" (-250) "That midget is blocking my view of Beyonce" (+100) Which of the following events spurred the NFL to choose Prince as the halftime entertainer? Boy George cancelled (+125) Britney Spears started wearing underwear again (+200) Turns out Axl Rose doesn’t exactly have it together (+1000) Let's face it: You think football. You think Prince. (+400) Will a fan streak the field at Dolphin Stadium? Yes (+400) No (-400) Depends - will Joe Cullen be there? (-200) The headline in the Chicago Sun-Times for Monday, Feb. 5 will read: REXTACY: Grossman named Super Bowl MVP (+1000) REX IN EFFECT: Chicago QB solid in victory (+500) THAT WAS GROSS, MAN: Rex throws four interceptions in loss (-110) STATE OF EMERGENCY: Polish sausage shortage persists (+900) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 i picked up on a trend of the bears games. i believe that the bears final score will be an even number. why???? i'll tell you why. first 2 games of the yr ended even. the second 2 games ended odd. the 5th and 6th game ended even. games 7 and 8 ended odd. games 9 and 10 were even. 11 and 12, you guessed it, odd. then we had a 3 week run of evens that was followed up by 3 weeks of odd finishing with nawlins last week. 2 even 2 odd, 2 even 2odd, 2 even 2odd, 3 even 3 odd. has to be even right????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 (edited) You forgot one..... CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz will mention that this is the first SB in history where both HCs are black: More than 10 times (-120) Less than 10 times (+100) After every stinkin play (+1000) Edited January 28, 2007 by JoJoTheWebToedBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 my favorite--- Rex Grossman will call his first timeout: In the first quarter (-200) In the second quarter (-150) In the third quarter (+200) In the fourth quarter (+250) And run home (+500) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 These aren't real bets.... but they should be: What will happen first for Peyton Manning? Throw a TD pass (-110) Throw an interception (+120) Throw a teammate under the bus (+400) What will Peyton Manning say upon meeting national anthem singer Billy Joel? "Good anthem, Mr. Springsteen." (+125) "They’re not saying 'boo', they’re saying 'moooo-vers.'" (+500) "Nope…wait…check that. They’re definitely saying 'boo'." (-250) "Piano Man is Eli’s favorite karaoke song." (-325) Rex Grossman's longest completed pass will be: More than 50 yards (+300) Less than 50 yards (-180) In all honesty, a bit of a fluke (+100) Rex Grossman will call his first timeout: In the first quarter (-200) In the second quarter (-150) In the third quarter (+200) In the fourth quarter (+250) And run home (+500) CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz will mention the friendship of Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy: More than 10 times (-120) Less than 10 times (+100) Until a jealous Herm Edwards starts to cry (+300) Allowing Bears DT Tank Johnson to leave the state of Illinois to participate in Super Bowl XLI will: Increase Chicago's chance of victory (-200) Increase distractions for Lovie Smith and teammates (+200) Increase Miami's street price for an assault rifle (-350) Kevin Federline’s Super Bowl commercial will: Increase sales for Nationwide Insurance (+200) Decrease sales for Nationwide Insurance (+100) Suck (-500) Michael Vick will spend Super Bowl Sunday: Studying Chicago's defensive tendencies for future reference (+200) Watching the game with new head coach Bobby Petrino (+150) Making a gravity bong (-250) Hittin' said gravity bong…hard (-400) Which of the following will be chosen as the official title of Prince’s Super Bowl Halftime Show? "Wearing crush velvet pants is not a wardrobe malfunction." (+200) "I'll make it purple rain out here." (+400) "Isn't that Bob Sanders?" (-250) "That midget is blocking my view of Beyonce" (+100) Which of the following events spurred the NFL to choose Prince as the halftime entertainer? Boy George cancelled (+125) Britney Spears started wearing underwear again (+200) Turns out Axl Rose doesn’t exactly have it together (+1000) Let's face it: You think football. You think Prince. (+400) Will a fan streak the field at Dolphin Stadium? Yes (+400) No (-400) Depends - will Joe Cullen be there? (-200) The headline in the Chicago Sun-Times for Monday, Feb. 5 will read: REXTACY: Grossman named Super Bowl MVP (+1000) REX IN EFFECT: Chicago QB solid in victory (+500) THAT WAS GROSS, MAN: Rex throws four interceptions in loss (-110) STATE OF EMERGENCY: Polish sausage shortage persists (+900) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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