BillyBalata Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .. Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .. She was found face down in Ricki Lake 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ... Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? ... Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? .. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 100 people that don't do dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 who knew lesbians could be so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Do you tell lesbian jokes by choice or is it your nature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Tennessee Home Security System 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and me went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .. She was found face down in Ricki Lake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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