rocknrobn26 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 ...married an Illinois girl. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Illinois. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper. Gotta love those Illinois girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Gotta love those Illinois girls. You better watch it! Squeegie takes exception to the use of the word girl for any female over the age of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You better watch it! Squeegie takes exception to the use of the word girl for any female over the age of 10. where has she been? i miss her calling us pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 (edited) where has she been? i miss her calling us pigs. Screwing up someones retirement fund and peoples 401K's as she embezzles money from larger corporations through our legal system. Edited April 12, 2007 by Perchoutofwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 good timing, have a Chicago girl here RR, she was just busting my balls about cleaning the kitchen an hour ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Screwing up someones retirement fund and peoples 401K's as she embezzles money from larger corporations through our legal system. I don't agree with any of that but it's still damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 (edited) good timing, have a Chicago girl here RR, she was just busting my balls about cleaning the kitchen an hour ago See! BTW....Where is she from in Chi? Ya gots the nort side, sout side, wesside, but dere ain't no east side! Edited April 12, 2007 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Rolling Meadows/ Arlington Heights - she lived mainly in Wrigleyville after college, wow does that place sound outta congtrol- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 Rolling Meadows/ Arlington Heights - she lived mainly in Wrigleyville after college, wow does that place sound outta congtrol- Da nort side! RR juniorette lives in Wrigleyville! About a mile nort w/ a 4 flight walk-up! Her 2 roommates work for Wrigley in the ticket office selling the big $$$ seats. You couldn't pay me to live there. No place to park, everything is crowded, and the traffic is unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Da nort side! RR juniorette lives in Wrigleyville! About a mile nort w/ a 4 flight walk-up! Her 2 roommates work for Wrigley in the ticket office selling the big $$$ seats. You couldn't pay me to live there. No place to park, everything is crowded, and the traffic is unreal. Can you better describe the roomates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Da nort side! RR juniorette lives in Wrigleyville! About a mile nort w/ a 4 flight walk-up! Her 2 roommates work for Wrigley in the ticket office selling the big $$$ seats. You couldn't pay me to live there. No place to park, everything is crowded, and the traffic is unreal. ahh- sounds pretty good to me- Cubs, great bars and cute, drunk girls all within walking distance, no need to go anywhere.... ahh good times- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 Can you better describe the roomates? One male, one female. I'll only comment on the female, unless you really want details on HIM! Cute, nice figure, late 20's, redhead. But she's a biatch! She rules the roost and complains about everything RR juniorette does! "Don't put your laptop on the table", "Don't put your papers on the counter", "Don't grade your papers in the living room", yada, yada! I hope the hell she moves, but the apartment is ~5 blocks from her school, the price is reasonable, and she doesn't have a car. F' Haley! Thanks for the rant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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