spain Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 A neutron floats into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours when and the neutron says "how much?" The bartender replies "For you my friend, no charge!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 what kinda bees make milk?? BOOBIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 Two atoms are sitting around, the first one says, "I lost an electron." Second one goes, "Are you sure?" First one replies, "Yeah, I'm positive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice. The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have sex, to stick his finger in his wife's p*ssly, and then rub it under his nose, and the smell would cause his hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an erection. That night, he decided to make his move. He turned out all the lights and got into bed. He put his finger in her p*ssly, and then rubbed it under his nose. He felt a tingling in his c*ck, and it began to stiffen. Amazed, he decided to see what would happen if he used two fingers. He stuck them in her p*ssly, then rubbed them both under his nose, and his c*ck quickly jumped to 3/4 erect. He decided to try 3 fingers, so he put them in her p*ssly, then rubbed them all around under his nose. Soon he was sporting the biggest hard on he could remember. He said, "Honey, quick turn on the lights, and check this out!" She turned on the lights, and with his dick standing tall, he proudly asked, "What do you think?" She looked at him and said, "Looks like the worst nose bleed I've ever seen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 how did the teacher get the mexican girl pregnant? he told her to do an essay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 A rooster and cat were walking along the pier one morning when accidently, the cat fell into the ocean. The rooster stopped and stared momentarily before beginning to laugh himself stupid at the drowning felion. The moral of the story? Wherever there is a wet Rosie O'Donnell theres a happy cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 why did the woman cross the road? thats not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramhock Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 How did the Tennesseean break his leg whilst raking leaves? He fell outta the tree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 A man walks into a bar. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 A neutron floats into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours when and the neutron says "how much?" The bartender replies "For you my friend, no charge!" Jimmy Neutron does not drink beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Two good ole boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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