spain Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with hugh boobs who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a sh1t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Lol ...I laughed out loud on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 In my dreams you're all I sees Boobs, butt, and knees Be my main squeeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 In my dreams you're all I sees Boobs, butt, and knees Be my main squeeze Isn't this a Dokken song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Isn't this a Dokken song? Malmsteen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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