dmarc117 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help Josh Gordon out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America . It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, this was unfunny 6 years back. It's WAY less amusing now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, this was unfunny 6 years back. It's WAY less amusing now. callate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sounds like this is just a way to get to see other women naked while doing nothing to really fight terrorism... Why do you hate America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I've already seen all the women in my neighborhood naked. I am very charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I've already seen all the women in my neighborhood naked. I borrowed Soup's step ladder and peaked in their windows. I am very stealthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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