irish Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ever have one of those big azz sneezing attacks and in the process sh1t came flying out but you have no idea where it went. Yeah...just did that. I feel like Ben Stiller in Something About Mary (substitute the mayo for loogies) and now I have to go teach a bunch of 4th graders. They'll be sure to locate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Are you saying you just crapped your drawers when you sneezed? Or, weird crap came out of your nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ever have one of those big azz sneezing attacks and in the process sh1t came flying out but you have no idea where it went. Yeah...just did that. I feel like Ben Stiller in Something About Mary (substitute the mayo for loogies) and now I have to go teach a bunch of 4th graders. They'll be sure to locate it. Prolly landed on the Ghey Pron............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Are you saying you just crapped your drawers when you sneezed? Or, weird crap came out of your nose? Stuff out of my nose. Prolly landed on the Ghey Pron............ That would be the mayo. And I try to keep that stuff home, so as to not let that skeleton out of the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ever have one of those big azz sneezing attacks and in the process sh1t came flying out but you have no idea where it went. Yeah...just did that. I feel like Ben Stiller in Something About Mary (substitute the mayo for loogies) and now I have to go teach a bunch of 4th graders. They'll be sure to locate it. The Shiekette's a teacher. One day she came home from work with 2 different shoes on. Her response: "Yeah, I noticed on the way out the door but figured none of my kids would notice" They didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Stuff out of my nose. Ah, yeah just allergies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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