whomper Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 2 men were playing golf when a 3rd man said that he was playing alone and wondered if he could join the other 2. The 2 men said sure and the 3rd man joined the group. After a little while playing the 2 men asked the 3rd guy what he did for a living. The 3rd man said he was a hitman. The 2 guys said no way your pulling our leg and the 3rd man insisted he wasnt and that he was a hitman. He opened up his case and he had a high tech rifle with a hugh scope. The other men were shocked. One of the men picked up the gun and looked through the powerful scope and said wow you can see my house from here through this thing. He looked a little closer and said wait a minute I can see my wife and shes naked. He looked a little longer and said now I see my best friend and he's naked. The guy was furious so he turned to the hitman and said how much do you charge per person. The hitman said 1000 dollars. The man said ok I want you to shoot my wife in the mouth because she is a blabbermouth POS and I want you to shoot my friends pecker because hes banging my wife. The hitman looks through the scope and hes waiting..and waiting..and waiting. and finally the other man says what the hell are you waiting for ? The hitman says the way this is going it looks like I may be able to save you a 1000 bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 2 years ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 7, 2008 Author Share Posted January 7, 2008 2 years ago... Cant ya just let a brother get a laugh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Chargerz told it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Chargerz told it better. Thank yew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I enjoyed it this time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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