You know you are a dad when...

[BigMikeinNY]

You pull your money clip out of your pocket to pay for something at the store.....and out falls a binkie onto the grocery store floor

 

[Big Country]

You know you are married with children when:

 

You pull your money clip out of your pocket to pay for something at the store.....and it is empty

 

 

FYP

[Double Agent]

You call condoms "binkie" too?

[Skippy]

For me is is when you pull your money clip out of your pocket to pay for something at the store...and all your money is gone.

[T_bone65]

unless you're an AB/DL

 

 

My 5 month old refuses to take a binkie.

 

My 3 year old never used a binkie or sucked her thumb either. My wife practically forced her to try both but she never liked them. Just saturday she said to me, "I am so glad Elise doesn't have a binkie hanging out of her mouth" I just smiled and laughed

[Skilly]

You pull your money clip out of your pocket to pay for something at the store.....and out falls a binkie onto the grocery store floor

 

 

I remember buying those in like 12-packs. My daughter loved her binky so much, we would put around 5 of them in her crib for the night, in case she lost hers. She'd just roll over, and magically there would be another binky!