dino88 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 This is the week deciding if I hold my spot in the playoffs, I lose and 2 other teams win and I'm out (long shot but still a shot) So all of this sounds pretty good: 1. SD playing one of the worst teams in the NFL 2. SD scores 34pts 3. Rivers throws for 214yds/3tds 4. V.Jackson only has 165yds/1td in his past 4 games combined (espn projects him to get 2ctch/34yds against oak) 5. The team I am playing has lost 5 straight and is out of the playoffs But how does it break down tonight: 1. Gates catches 0.00000 balls (or is it ball) 2. Gates thrown to once (missed most of the 1st quarter so I may be wrong) 3. V.Jackson gets 148yds/1td...his best game of the season 4. The team I'm facing on the 5 game losing streak has Vincent Jackson I have yet to play this team this year, but I have an interesting record. Every team in the league (except one) have had their highest scoring week when they have played me. Surprise, surprise I also hold the record for the most points scored against....No one else is even close, I have 180 more points scored against me than the team in last place. Somehow I am in 5th place and if I get knocked out bc of Norv Turner (Gates can't catch a ball when none of the plays involve him) I'm going to buy an aids monkey and name him Marty, then train him to rape old crater-faced men who like to watch other grown men take showers. He probably won't get Gates any more involved, but it will be nice to see him walking funny on the sidelines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchico Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I'll chip in on the monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) This is the week deciding if I hold my spot in the playoffs, I lose and 2 other teams win and I'm out (long shot but still a shot) So all of this sounds pretty good: 1. SD playing one of the worst teams in the NFL 2. SD scores 34pts 3. Rivers throws for 214yds/3tds 4. V.Jackson only has 165yds/1td in his past 4 games combined (espn projects him to get 2ctch/34yds against oak) 5. The team I am playing has lost 5 straight and is out of the playoffs But how does it break down tonight: 1. Gates catches 0.00000 balls (or is it ball) 2. Gates thrown to once (missed most of the 1st quarter so I may be wrong) 3. V.Jackson gets 148yds/1td...his best game of the season 4. The team I'm facing on the 5 game losing streak has Vincent Jackson I have yet to play this team this year, but I have an interesting record. Every team in the league (except one) have had their highest scoring week when they have played me. Surprise, surprise I also hold the record for the most points scored against....No one else is even close, I have 180 more points scored against me than the team in last place. Somehow I am in 5th place and if I get knocked out bc of Norv Turner (Gates can't catch a ball when none of the plays involve him) I'm going to buy an aids monkey and name him Marty, then train him to rape old crater-faced men who like to watch other grown men take showers. He probably won't get Gates any more involved, but it will be nice to see him walking funny on the sidelines. you asked a question in the title that you answered yourself Edited December 5, 2008 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 you asked a question in the title that you answered yourself He's broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 He was on the field. He did not "play." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Norv Turner ROCKS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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