chester Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 While bartending I use to try this one: I get off at 2, but I could get off again at 3 if you like. Any girl that thought it was funny was always too drunk by 2, so it never worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 (edited) " I once used Prepartion H as tootpaste ..ha ha ha ha haaa ha " If she laughs , you are in ...if not you will be known as ass breath Edited December 27, 2008 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 "You have the kind of chest that I would like to take a dump on" You're kinda fat, but that's ok cuz I'm kinda drunk. Let's go! winners winners chicken dinners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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