Proper Edjumication

[Perchoutofwater]

Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at Jacksboro

 

Elementary. In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important TAKS

 

test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Tuesday. The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics.

 

 

 

I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:

 

 

 

LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:

 

1. ________ 2. ________ 3.________ 4. ________

 

 

 

Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the following

 

answer?

 

 

 

 

 

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1. DOVE SEASON 2. DEER SEASON

 

3. QUAIL SEASON 4. TURKEY SEASON

 

 

 

GOD BLESS THE RURAL KID S OF TEXAS !!!

[cre8tiff]

Whoever taught

 

you to type and use the

 

return

 

should be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shot.

[Clubfoothead]

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office. What can I do for you?'

 

'I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' Josh Gordon inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

 

'Thank you very much f or the call, sir.'

 

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no Josh Gordon. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

 

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

 

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

 

'Yeah!'

 

'Did they chop your firewood?'

 

'Yep!'

 

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

[tazinib1]

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office. What can I do for you?'

 

'I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' Josh Gordon inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

 

'Thank you very much f or the call, sir.'

 

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no Josh Gordon. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

 

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

 

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

 

'Yeah!'

 

'Did they chop your firewood?'

 

'Yep!'

 

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'