DMD Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vau...ex.htm?bcnn=yes #3 The Steelers linebacker (James Harrison) blew off an invitation to join his Super Bowl champion teammates at the White House in May, saying, "If you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don't win the Super Bowl. As far as I'm concerned, [President Obama] would've invited Arizona if they had won." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 #21 And, finally, an excuse that actually stands up, from the Yankees' beloved catcher and Hall of Famer: "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting." You can always depend on Yogi. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 #9 is confusing the crap outta me 1st i thought....wow that chick has a 5:00 shadow but it's a guy? with fake eyelashes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 #9 is confusing the crap outta me 1st i thought....wow that chick has a 5:00 shadow but it's a guy? with fake eyelashes Yeah, it wasn't until I noticed her name was Johnny that I realized he apparently has testosterone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 After failing to medal at the 2006 Winter Olympics, the American figure skater said, "I didn't feel my inner peace. I didn't feel my aura. I was black inside." GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Miscreant Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I didn't accept an invitation from the president because a girl I was kissing at a club had misremembered rubbing steroid cream infused toothpaste, that she got out of my backpack that a friend had borrowed, into my vanishing twin's legs thus causing me to not love myself enough and feel all black inside. Just ask my trainer, Carl Lewis concocted the whole plan while they were on a hunting trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I didn't accept an invitation from the president because a girl I was kissing at a club had misremembered rubbing steroid cream infused toothpaste, that she got out of my backpack that a friend had borrowed, into my vanishing twin's legs thus causing me to not love myself enough and feel all black inside. Just ask my trainer, Carl Lewis concocted the whole plan while they were on a hunting trip. When you put it that way, I guess it DOES sound a little bit unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 "The former Dallas Cowboys receiver said the crack pipe found in his car during a 2005 traffic stop in Texas belonged to an addicted friend that he was trying to help through rehab." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) The Olympic track champion told talk show host Oprah Winfrey in 2008 that she'd lied to federal prosecutors about using steroids because she didn't love herself enough.lol - that's gotta be the winner PS did anyone else nearly when the pic of Vickhead popped up - and what's up w/that Tyler Hamilton guy, looks like some serious inbreed issues there Edited July 21, 2009 by BeeR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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