isleseeya Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a rum ...................... and coke." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The bear responds, "I dunno... I've just always had them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol. So stupid it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Man o Man, you are sure funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 Man o Man, you are sure funny. i dont think you mean this ...i think you are being sarcastic which is not like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I dont get it That and pretty much everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 While we're on the silly(or stupid) jokes kick...... Did you hear Buckwheat from the Little Rascals converted to Islam? His new Muslim name is Kareem owheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 That and pretty much everything else When someone serves up a belt-high curve that hangs right over the middle of the plate, you just gotta swing for the fences... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 So a woman is on the operating table when she senses the presence of God there. "Am I going to die?", she asks Him. "No, you're going to live another 30 years.", He replies. Since she's already there, the woman has new breasts put in, a liposuction, a tummy tuck, and a face lift done as well. After her recovery time she leaves the hospital to go enjoy her next 30 years with her fabulous new body. As she crosses the street she's struck down and killed by a reckless driver. Upon her arrival in Heaven she goes straight to God and complains, "You said I had another 30 years to live!" God replied, "Didn't recognize you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 two men walked into a bar. one ducked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 A skeleton walked into a bar. He said "Bartender, I'd like a beer and a mop." ba-bump, crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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