Hugh 0ne Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 but, here's a good one. One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'* * 'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 (edited) but, here's a good one. One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'* * 'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'* Allahu Akbar! Edited March 16, 2010 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Little Alex is obviously a psychopath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I'll bet Alex rides to Church in a Japanese minivan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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