Azazello1313 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Man Reveals Intimate Romance With Dolphin PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A 58-year-old writer is revealing that he had an intimate relationship with a dolphin in the 1970s. In 1971, Malcolm Brenner says he began a nine-month emotional and sexual relationship with a dolphin named Ruby. His passionate, real-life romance with the marine mammal is the basis for his new novel, Wet Goddess: Recollections Of A Dolphin Lover (Brenner). Brenner met the sea seductress while taking photos of Ruby for a Florida amusement park and things escalated from there. He says the dolphin would nuzzle, flirt, and dance for him in the water, making it known that she wanted something more than friendship. The constant “come-ons” led Brenner to look at Ruby as a person. At the dolphin’s suggestion they got physical and engaged in sex, an experience he calls “phenomenal.” Brenner suspects many people have had similar affairs with dolphins because the animals are so human-like. By the way, beastiality isn’t illegal in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 He is not that old nor is that his real name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 He is not that old nor is that his real name. Could Spain be the dolphin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Well..... ........I'll be sure to pick up a copy of that book tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Could Spain be the dolphin? He is more of a "Gopher". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You all should do yerself a favor and look up dolphin on urbandictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 (edited) You all should do yerself a favor and look up dolphin on urbandictionary Gotta love the urban dictionary. Raccoon (definition 6) is pretty funny too. Edited April 8, 2010 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooknladder Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) when was the last time Spain posted??....i miss his insight. was it that Edmund Fitzgerald post? Edited April 9, 2010 by hooknladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 when was the last time Spain posted??....i miss his insight. was it that Edmund Fitzgerald post? Thanksgiving 2008 (the EF post), but had only 2 posts since September 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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