Opening Day Primer

[Chief Dick]

1. All of the on-line systems will be overloaded today at 11:50. Don't even try to re-set your lineup at that time, and if you attempt to, don't come here complaining about it.

 

2. All of the on-line live scoring systems will be slow and overloaded all day today. Drink another beer and deal with it.

 

3. No complaining today when your stud player does not have a good day and you post: "Why did I listen to you idiots at the huddle and draft that guy?"

 

4. Unless a player lost a leg to a prostitute last night, all of your players will be in the lineup and playing in the game. They will get the ball. Trust me.

 

5. Drink a beer.

 

6. Eat something grilled. Even if you have to trap a squirrel with your bare hands and grill it over a candle.

 

7. Have a great day.

 

 

[loaf]

good rules to live by

is this Central time?

and I won't be eating grilled. Pizza will have to do. Local ordinances n all being what they are.

[No Quarter]

1. All of the on-line systems will be overloaded today at 11:50. Don't even try to re-set your lineup at that time, and if you attempt to, don't come here complaining about it.

 

2. All of the on-line live scoring systems will be slow and overloaded all day today. Drink another beer and deal with it.

 

3. No complaining today when your stud player does not have a good day and you post: "Why did I listen to you idiots at the huddle and draft that guy?"

 

4. Unless a player lost a leg to a prostitute last night, all of your players will be in the lineup and playing in the game. They will get the ball. Trust me.

 

5. Drink a beer.

 

6. Eat something grilled. Even if you have to trap a squirrel with your bare hands and grill it over a candle.

 

7. Have a great day.

 

 

 

Yep! What he said.

[Chief Dick]

good rules to live by

is this Central time?

and I won't be eating grilled. Pizza will have to do. Local ordinances n all being what they are.

 

Yeah, central time. God's country.

[STL Fan]

1. All of the on-line systems will be overloaded today at 11:50. Don't even try to re-set your lineup at that time, and if you attempt to, don't come here complaining about it.

 

2. All of the on-line live scoring systems will be slow and overloaded all day today. Drink another beer and deal with it.

 

3. No complaining today when your stud player does not have a good day and you post: "Why did I listen to you idiots at the huddle and draft that guy?"

 

4. Unless a player lost a leg to a prostitute last night, all of your players will be in the lineup and playing in the game. They will get the ball. Trust me.

 

5. Drink a beer.

 

6. Eat something grilled. Even if you have to trap a squirrel with your bare hands and grill it over a candle.

 

7. Have a great day.

 

 

 

 

Oh, and SOMEONE on your bench will go off today. It happens every week, and it DOES NOT mean you should have started him. It will probably be his only good week all year. ASYS and relax, or it will be a long, long year.

[MustOfBeenDrunk]

Please use the panic room instead of starting a new thread for every player on your roster that does not have a stat after 5 minutes of play

[loaf]

decided against pizza and have the sausages n sauce in the crock.