rocknrobn26 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 A Chicago family of pro football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Green Bay Packers #12 jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk with mom." Off goes the little lad with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Aaron Rodger's jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Green Bay Packer #12 jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Rodger's jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that!" About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home.The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today." The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good, son. What is it?" The son replies, "I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you Illinois bastards." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Very Nice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I thought the moral was, if you become a Packer's fan, expect to be abused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dmarc117 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 rodgers is so dam good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I dont get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I dont get it. We know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I dont get it. Packers fans and Bears fans don't like each other. It's a divisional rivalry thing. So, the kid gets smacked by everyone in his family when he decides to become a Packers fans. The rest of his family are Bears fans, they all live in Illinois. So, the joke is, that the kid learned very quickly what other Packers fans already knew, a strong dislike for Bears fans (Illinois basssturds in the joke), because he got smacked for being a Packers fan. That help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Packers fans and Bears fans don't like each other. It's a divisional rivalry thing. So, the kid gets smacked by everyone in his family when he decides to become a Packers fans. The rest of his family are Bears fans, they all live in Illinois. So, the joke is, that the kid learned very quickly what other Packers fans already knew, a strong dislike for Bears fans (Illinois basssturds in the joke), because he got smacked for being a Packers fan. That help? A Viking fan has to explain jokes about Packer/Bear fans. Too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchico Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I just spit water through my nose all over my keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? 'I went to visit my Nana'. No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'. She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words' . She then asked little Alex what he had done? 'I read a book' he replied. 'That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?' Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, 'WINNIE the SH!T' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too you know." The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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