rajncajn Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 The first man married a woman from North Carolina . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from South Carolina . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. Darin married a girl from Louisiana . He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I can picture that chit eatin grin he has when he's smoked and the old lady puttin the boots to'm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 This is why I love this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Ain't that the truth. On top of it, she's a Scorpio and part-eyetallian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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