BeeR Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Just a guess. I remember when fortunes used to say stuff like "a great business opportunity will fall in your lap" or "the person of your dreams will call you today" or some such. Now they typically don't predict anything - or even necessarily make any sense, like this last one I got: "I spent the time prepare the song, while the song is not being sung." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 "I spent the time prepare the song, while the song is not being sung." ...in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 ...in bed. Exactly...every time we order Chinese I get a bag of fortune cookies just to read the fortunes and my wife knows to add 'in bed' at the end of each one in her mind. Mrs. Puddy can't help but cracking up. I always read them in front of the kids and they don't what the hell is so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 My favorite: "Help I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Chewing acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 My favorite:"Help I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!" forgot that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Chewing acid? Shhh...he just randomly bashes some segment of society he really doesn't understand. Don't draw any attention to it and maybe this too shall pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Shhh...he just randomly bashes some segment of society he really doesn't understand. Don't draw any attention to it and maybe this too shall pass. ...said the hippie. You an orange sunshine kinda guy or-? Last time I saw (admittedly a long time ago), acid typically came in "micro dots" on tiny pieces of paper. Granted they don't need to be chewed, but we are talking hippies who aren't exactly famous for their brilliance, so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 That wasn't chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 ...said the hippie. You an orange sunshine kinda guy or-? Last time I saw (admittedly a long time ago), acid typically came in "micro dots" on tiny pieces of paper. Granted they don't need to be chewed, but we are talking hippies who aren't exactly famous for their brilliance, so.... Window Pane...... Melts in your mouth not in your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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