evil_gop_liars Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 "It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 This should be in the Tim Tebow thread. Could a mod please move? TIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 WWJD, turn the other cheek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 You'd think Jesus would know that Obama wasn't home and be a better shot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosberg34 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) You'd think Jesus would know that Obama wasn't home and be a better shot... Why would he even need a rifle? He should just be able to strike him down dead by simply willing it. I don't know, I don't think he really is Jesus at all. No way. Edited November 19, 2011 by tosberg34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 He obviously is bucking for the death penalty so he can be resurrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 oh and NSFW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 You guys misunderstand him. Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez is what it says on his fake docs. He is Really Jesus Abelardo Caesar Ortega-Vieaga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Kind of suprised Jesus needed cue cards. I would have thought he would be smarter than that. My faith has taken a big hit today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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