nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Wife and kids are out of town, what do ya do if ya don't drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 very relaxing, coffee, wind chimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Wife and kids are out of town, what do ya do if ya don't drink Drink...it's a trick question, right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 today is a planned office day i usually get alot done but i'm havin my doubts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 Drink...it's a trick question, right??? it's confusing, no drinking involved, but i'm off the leash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 even stayed up past 11:00 last night, that Casey Anthony is a lyin sack of Athena, actually feel like i have more energy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 i would install a block heater in my Toyota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 i would install a block heater in my Toyota. i could build a garage out brack faster, run gas to it, have girlie calendars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Although I miss my wife terribly when she travels, I try to see it as an opportunity to thoroughly clean the house and have a surprise waiting for her when she returns. Usually it's flowers, and sometimes an elaborate dinner that I cooked for us, if she's returning in the evening. If it's the latter, I also have candles burning all over the house and a crackling fire in the fireplace. That look of appreciation and devotion on her face when she walks through the door...sigh...I know I don't have to tell anyone here how special that feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 Although I miss my wife terribly when she travels, I try to see it as an opportunity to thoroughly clean the house and have a surprise waiting for her when she returns. Usually it's flowers, and sometimes an elaborate dinner that I cooked for us, if she's returning in the evening. If it's the latter, I also have candles burning all over the house and a crackling fire in the fireplace. That look of appreciation and devotion on her face when she walks through the door...sigh...I know I don't have to tell anyone here how special that feels. i treat my wife like a queen everyday, so that won't work, happy wife is a happy life...shut up matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 i could build a garage out brack faster, run gas to it, have girlie calendars that sounds like a better plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 can't mow and it's to windy for the firepit, i may have ta get some papers shuffled here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 remember that time D3 was gettin drunk and hittin on the waitress, man that seems like a long time ago and Twiley has totally gone off his rocker workin out yep lots of changes round here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 got this wireless mouse for my b-day but don't wanna read the diections, just sits there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Although I miss my wife terribly when she travels, I try to see it as an opportunity to thoroughly clean the house and have a surprise waiting for her when she returns. Usually it's flowers, and sometimes an elaborate dinner that I cooked for us, if she's returning in the evening. If it's the latter, I also have candles burning all over the house and a crackling fire in the fireplace. That look of appreciation and devotion on her face when she walks through the door...sigh...I know I don't have to tell anyone here how special that feels. burned the house down again didn't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 what do ya do if ya don't drink how many of them vicodin ya got left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 how many of them vicodin ya got left? those are for you, i've got some chit that works better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 ya know that drone is the tax payers, be nice if there was a number ta call and say hey gimme brack the f'n drone or i'm not payin taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Although I miss my wife terribly when she travels, I try to see it as an opportunity to thoroughly clean the house and have a surprise waiting for her when she returns. Usually it's flowers, and sometimes an elaborate dinner that I cooked for us, if she's returning in the evening. If it's the latter, I also have candles burning all over the house and a crackling fire in the fireplace. That look of appreciation and devotion on her face when she walks through the door...sigh...I know I don't have to tell anyone here how special that feels. I think I may be Nuke's opposite, I usually drink and pass out with something burning in the oven. One time I wrecked my car into our garage while she was gone. There is always a suprise for her when she gets back Actually, and this is the reason I quoted Matt, I always keep the house clean while Scoob is gone. I barely make a mess. I usually cook out or order out so I don't make a mess in the kitchen. I will do a little laundry. Probably clean the yard. And when she gets home I maul her I do like the flowers touch, too. I may do that next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 You put on NatGeo, go to www.crochetingforalbinos.org, grab a stick of butter, look down at your winkey and tell it in your best Chris Rock voice, "Scream all you want, no one is around to hear you" and go out it for a couple of hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 You put on NatGeo, go to www.crochetingforalbinos.org, grab a stick of butter, look down at your winkey and tell it in your best Chris Rock voice, "Scream all you want, no one is around to hear you" and go out it for a couple of hours. nice everything hasn't changed, thank-you Mr President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 I think I may be Nuke's opposite, I usually drink and pass out with something burning in the oven. One time I wrecked my car into our garage while she was gone. There is always a suprise for her when she gets back Actually, and this is the reason I quoted Matt, I always keep the house clean while Scoob is gone. I barely make a mess. I usually cook out or order out so I don't make a mess in the kitchen. I will do a little laundry. Probably clean the yard. And when she gets home I maul her I do like the flowers touch, too. I may do that next time. Oh man don't get me started , my evil twin was a riot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 somebeach, this bar i used ta camp in had a sign they put up every thursday that said national f off day.....tadays thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I do like the flowers touch, too. I may do that next time. For something that costs 8 bucks, can be bought in any supermarket and dies in a week, flowers sure make them happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Wife and kids are out of town, what do ya do if ya don't drink You could start useless threads in the Tailgate if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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