tazinib1 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 So here's the deal. When I was with my ex G/F, she was a real raddish when it came to being on her period. So I found this website called PMS Reminder (I'm not gonna give a link or any of that jazz..if you want it, google it). All I had to do was plug in her cycle and I would get an email every month about 2-3 days prior to the predicted start and I was ready as a jaguar. It really worked and she never had a clue. Now...since our breakup, I have yet to take myself off the email list. I still get the email to this date and I use it very evilishly. Tonight I called her up and asked her how she was feeling .... of course I knew exactly how she was feeling. She asked me why I cared and that, yes, she felt like crap. I told her that I really didn't care but I just wanted to hear her say it and hung up. Am I a dick? I think its hilarious...if you only knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 So here's the deal. When I was with my ex G/F, she was a real raddish when it came to being on her period. So I found this website called PMS Reminder (I'm not gonna give a link or any of that jazz..if you want it, google it). All I had to do was plug in her cycle and I would get an email every month about 2-3 days prior to the predicted start and I was ready as a jaguar. It really worked and she never had a clue. Now...since our breakup, I have yet to take myself off the email list. I still get the email to this date and I use it very evilishly. Tonight I called her up and asked her how she was feeling .... of course I knew exactly how she was feeling. She asked me why I cared and that, yes, she felt like crap. I told her that I really didn't care but I just wanted to hear her say it and hung up. Am I a dick? I think its hilarious...if you only knew. I remember reading a newspaper article about a guy dong stuff like this to his ex. Well,one night she went over there and seduced him, got him loaded up on alcohol and spiked one of his drinks. He woke up the next morning with his dick superglued to his anus. Be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I remember reading a newspaper article about a guy dong stuff like this to his ex. Well,one night she went over there and seduced him, got him loaded up on alcohol and spiked one of his drinks. He woke up the next morning with his dick superglued to his anus. Be careful. Then there was the guy who was banging someone at work and his gf very methodically destroyed everything in his apartment...gashed all his furniture with a knife, cut up all the clothes in his closet, poured water in his electronics, etc. If I remember correctly he pressed charges and she got what amounted to a slap on the wrist considering the monetary damages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 She lives in Texas now. I'm safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 She lives in Texas now. I'm safe. Until she pulls a gun on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borge007 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Until she pulls a gun on you. Does that mean she won't go down but she'll draw down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Does that mean she won't go down but she'll draw down? I specifically avoided using "until she draws down on you" for that very reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 I specifically avoided using "until she draws down on you" for that very reason. She was very good at that. I'll give her that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 She was very good at that. I'll give her that much. C'mon. Do you really expect us to beleive you've ever talked an actual girl into giving you a bj? Unless you paid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 So here's the deal. When I was with my ex G/F, she was a real raddish when it came to being on her period. So I found this website called PMS Reminder (I'm not gonna give a link or any of that jazz..if you want it, google it). All I had to do was plug in her cycle and I would get an email every month about 2-3 days prior to the predicted start and I was ready as a jaguar. It really worked and she never had a clue. Now...since our breakup, I have yet to take myself off the email list. I still get the email to this date and I use it very evilishly. Tonight I called her up and asked her how she was feeling .... of course I knew exactly how she was feeling. She asked me why I cared and that, yes, she felt like crap. I told her that I really didn't care but I just wanted to hear her say it and hung up. Am I a dick? I think its hilarious...if you only knew. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Until she pulls a gun on you. DMD throws a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 He woke up the next morning with his dick superglued to his anus. I'm jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I remember reading a newspaper article about a guy dong stuff like this to his ex. Well,one night she went over there and seduced him, got him loaded up on alcohol and spiked one of his drinks. He woke up the next morning with his dick superglued to his anus. Be careful. I'm jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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