matt770 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 This makes me laugh. The Onion ran a pretty funny piece about the nation bracing itself for crappy Jay-Z raps about his new baby. Then the baby comes and sure enough, he releases a crappy song. Pick the satirical lyrics and the real ones: From the moment I saw you, yeah you had me/Guess that's what it means to be a daddy. You're my child with a child from Destiny's Child Last time the miscarriage was so tragic/We was afraid you'd disappear/But nah baby you magic. I was born hood/Now I'm fatherhood The most amazing feeling I feel/Words can't describe what I'm feeling for real/ Maybe I paint the sky blue/My greatest creation was you. You. Glory. Gonna give ya what I didn't have/Gonna work hard to be your dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 This makes me laugh. The Onion ran a pretty funny piece about the nation bracing itself for crappy Jay-Z raps about his new baby. Then the baby comes and sure enough, he releases a crappy song. Pick the satirical lyrics and the real ones: From the moment I saw you, yeah you had me/Guess that's what it means to be a daddy. You're my child with a child from Destiny's Child Last time the miscarriage was so tragic/We was afraid you'd disappear/But nah baby you magic. I was born hood/Now I'm fatherhood The most amazing feeling I feel/Words can't describe what I'm feeling for real/ Maybe I paint the sky blue/My greatest creation was you. You. Glory. Gonna give ya what I didn't have/Gonna work hard to be your dad. Trick question, they're all from the satire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I am trying to discern real from fake by rapping out loud with the obligatory rap "ugh, yeahhh, yeahhhhh" before and after each one whilest I have my baseball cap crooked to one side. Maybe the hat isnt helping, since the rim is bent and doesnt have the sticker of authenticity still on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (Real) From the moment I saw you, yeah you had me/Guess that's what it means to be a daddy. (Fake) You're my child with a child from Destiny's Child (Real) Last time the miscarriage was so tragic/We was afraid you'd disappear/But nah baby you magic. (Real) I was born hood/Now I'm fatherhood (Fake) The most amazing feeling I feel/Words can't describe what I'm feeling for real/ Maybe I paint the sky blue/My greatest creation was you. You. Glory. (Real) Gonna give ya what I didn't have/Gonna work hard to be your dad. (Real) Dambit bro' I cant check da real from fake/what do Iz has to do to make it jake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 if this Gay-Z had any game he'd be rappin bought FFB, dumbazs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 if this Gay-Z had any game he'd be rappin bought FFB, dumbazs true dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 (Real) From the moment I saw you, yeah you had me/Guess that's what it means to be a daddy. (Fake) You're my child with a child from Destiny's Child (Real) Last time the miscarriage was so tragic/We was afraid you'd disappear/But nah baby you magic. (Real) I was born hood/Now I'm fatherhood (Fake) The most amazing feeling I feel/Words can't describe what I'm feeling for real/ Maybe I paint the sky blue/My greatest creation was you. You. Glory. (Real) Gonna give ya what I didn't have/Gonna work hard to be your dad. Fake, Real, Real, Fake, Real, Fake You got 1 right. Yes, he included "miscarriage" in a song about a new baby. This person gets paid for writing these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Fake, Real, Real, Fake, Real, Fake You got 1 right. Yes, he included "miscarriage" in a song about a new baby. This person gets paid for writing these things. I am sure he uses "Epidural" and "Umbilical Cord" in another verse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 I am sure he uses "Epidural" and "Umbilical Cord" in another verse. When I cut your umbilical cord/I said um-bah-uh Lord/now I gotta stay married to dis high maintenance beeyotch and her 8 million pairs of shoes. I wish this epidural/was mislabeled/but naw you woke up/wanna kill a bitch like Cain slew Abel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks21 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Fake, Real, Real, Fake, Real, Fake You got 1 right. Yes, he included "miscarriage" in a song about a new baby. This person gets paid for writing these things. Actually he doesn't write. A genre gets ripped apart for bringing negativity to the masses, and a guy grows up and gets excited and tries to make a positive song about his first child and you guys are gonna rip him for it? How many corny rock songs could we name about the writer's children? Hmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Actually he doesn't write. A genre gets ripped apart for bringing negativity to the masses, and a guy grows up and gets excited and tries to make a positive song about his first child and you guys are gonna rip him for it? How many corny rock songs could we name about the writer's children? Hmmmmm. Hey, if he's donating any proceeds from the sale of the song to charity, he gets a free pass. If he writes some pap and sells it? He deserves any clowning he gets, as does anyone dumb enough to buy it. I don't care if there's corny rock songs along the same lines, lampoon those as well. Bad music gets laughed at. That's the rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Actually he doesn't write. A genre gets ripped apart for bringing negativity to the masses, and a guy grows up and gets excited and tries to make a positive song about his first child and you guys are gonna rip him for it? How many corny rock songs could we name about the writer's children? Hmmmmm. Not ripping really... Just seems a bit odd to honor your first child with positivity and then reference a bad event like a miscarriage in the same song. No one in his team of managers and advisors thought to tell him "Hey Mr. Z...maybe that verse with miscarriage needs a bit more work" Hey Jude. - Bealtes Isnt she Lovely -Stevie Wonder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Not ripping really... Just seems a bit odd to honor your first child with positivity and then reference a bad event like a miscarriage in the same song. No one in his team of managers and advisors thought to tell him "Hey Mr. Z...maybe that verse with miscarriage needs a bit more work" Hey Jude. - Bealtes Isnt she Lovely -Stevie Wonder Danny's Song - Kenny Loggins Beautiful Boy - John Lennon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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